Alert level intense red-orange

And so, I've decided to recommence the job search. Ok, to be fair, I've never actually stopped it, but I've decided to kick it up a notch. At any rate, I am applying some new tactics. Here's the real question: some books suggest expanding your options to your next choices of city. I've already got my top 3. I have no idea what to make my top 4-6. I mean really, could I actually live in Indiana/Kansas/Texas and not kill someone (myself included)? I didn't think I could either. So where are numbers 4 through 6?