When is it appropriate to dislodge a wedgie while at the gym? All this pumping iron and elliptical training is causing some serious creepage of my undies. Is it ok to dislodge said undies from my rear end while I am between sets? How about if I am on the elliptical trainer or the recumbent bike? No? Sad.
Usually, the only harm in picking one's arse is the risk of a potential hottie being grossed out. But, is this really a problem in the gym? I've noticed that men aren't so susceptible to flirting when they are mid-rep. So, what's the harm in a little undie shifting?
Ok, ok. There's always a risk. I guess that's life lesson of the day: When working out, always wear a thong.
I've been threatening to write a book since high school. Titles range from "Things that are not ok" to "Really?!" and "Common Sense is for Everyone". Enjoy!
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